Been there, done that!
People can do some wonderful things when they think no one is looking. Especially at music festivals, where we truly tend to let go of all out inhibitions. Here, are a few.
1. Answer nature’s call
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We’ve all been there, your favourite artist is performing but you REALLY gotta pee or take a dump. Rather than subject yourself to the horrors of the portaloos, you decide to go squat it out behind that bush.
2. Bump nastiesΒ with someone
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Hopefully, the person(s) you are making out with is looking at you, but you never know. But make sure if not see, everyone else can surely hear you moan and groan your way to an ideal festival romance.
3. Roll the doob
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Even though it seems every single person inside is smoking weed at music festivals, rolling a doobie is still pretty risky. Get caught by any of the many cops inside and you are screwed. Rolling a fat joint in the stinky bathrooms is an experience almost all of us have had.
4. Sneakily go dance next to a bunch of hot people
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So you spot a group of good-looking people and of course you want to be friends. The best way to do this is probably to just slyly go start dancing next to them, in a way that it isn’t obvious.
5. Scam drinks
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Some of you have done this and some of you have thought quite passionately about doing this. The bars at music festivals are usually the most busy areas and you can most probably get away with stealing a drink or two.
6. Talk to yourself
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You lost your friends (again!) and you’re starting to feel a little lonely now. Sure, you can just go ahead and make new friends but who wants to deal with the insecurities of THAT? It’s just simpler to talk to your best buddy. Yourself.
7. Fall asleep
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Raving through the day and night can be exhausting, but it’s even more taxing to go find your tent. So it makes perfect sense to cop a quick nap right in some shady area, as long as no one notices you.
8. Take ‘candid’ selfies…alone.
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This, by no way means you are a little too obsessed with yourself. If your friends aren’t cool enough to just casually take candid pictures of you, you might as well do it yourself.
9. Dance
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Though, this one’s probably more on the lines of you fervently hoping no one is watching you, dancing at music festivals has an allure of its own. You can freak out on all kinds of crazy moves and no one will care. Unless some guy records it and you go viral later to be turned into a meme.