The Indian music festival season has begun, so prepare yourself to hear these formulaic festival quotes till its very end! Trust us, there’s no stopping them.
We’ve heard them thousand times over, and we’ll hear them again! So might as well be ready for them when they strike. Here are the twelve most obvious quotes you’ll here people say this Indian music festival season. Get frustrated, or whatever!
1. “Aye, put me on the guest list no, yaa!”
2. “You wanna pre-game o-what?”
3. “Listen, give me your alcohol band noooo!”
… every 18-year-old at a music festival ever!
4. “Can you stuff this quarter in your bra o-what?”
5. “What’s the drug scene bro? You got stash o’ what?”
6. “Let’s sneak in some alcohol man! I’m not paying 500 bucks and all”
7. “Bro, can I bum a cigarette?”
8. “Aye, why are there no lyrics in this song?”
9. “Dude, where’s Nucleya playing man?”
10. “This festival has totally sold out, haan. So mainstream.”
11. “Yo, fuck this shit! What’s the after party scene dude?”
12. “Listen, let’s book an uber no? What is this auto yaa”