Alcohol and drugs are a major part of today’s music festival experience. And with the global festival season at it’s absolute peak, one is bound to come across an array of ‘ravers’ caught in compromising positions all over festival grounds.
The Sherp is always at your service and because we know you are not going to give up on the intoxication part, the least that he can do is give you tips on a few positions you should avoid being photographed in, at a festival:
Alone. LOL.
Even in the dance tent at Reading Festival @TCoombs94 still finds a place to chub #justchubbin #eatsleepchubrepeat pic.twitter.com/2A5mOgsJz5
— Charles Banks (@CharlieBanks95) August 26, 2013
Avoid arguments with the girlfriend. You know you’re going to pay the price.
There’s really not much you can do if you’re just blessed with bad timing.
Avoid being tossed around like a sack of meat.
@Dr_Piss_Steam R U just another @Truthbulletjam Groupie ? @bf3fan69 Also @Kinkymindys at the Download Festival… pic.twitter.com/IR5med40y4
— ATHEISTPOWER/Kriz (@ATHE1STP0WER) June 29, 2013
Avoid smoking cannabis and a few years in federal prison.
Figure out your sexual inclination.
This Girl Is Attracted To A Tree (NSFW video) | Watch here: http://t.co/4CIcRDh5NX pic.twitter.com/K3ZC00aP1a — 9GAG.TV (@9gagtv) March 31, 2014
Avoid fancy underwear.
Never, ever be the first to fall asleep.
WATCH. YOUR. BACK.
For all bummed about nothing but #Glasto who wants a pic of a shoulder-surfing festival girl getting a cup of urine? pic.twitter.com/FpFR8zH2Mc — ☞Geniaphobic™ (@geniaphobic) June 28, 2013
When in doubt, leave the door unlocked.
I wonder which festival toilet Pete Dohertys in pic.twitter.com/pMCicd95Zw
— stephen jones (@xbabybird) June 11, 2013